Goblin cave boy

[Verse 1]
Woke up late, another Monday blues,
City lights but I got nothing to lose.
Boss man calling, I just hit decline,
Rather scroll my phone than work a nine-to-five.

Strolling home through the dark backstreet,
Heard a voice so sweet, kinda freaky:
“Hey lazy boy, you look like you need a break…”
Turned around — green skin, cute little mistake.  

[Pre-Chorus]
She said: “Come with me, leave the world behind,
In my cave you never have to grind.” 

[Chorus]
Now I’m a goblin cave boy, living free,
They feed me, they wash me, they spoil me!
All these goblin girls loving on me,
Saying “You’re perfect, just stay and be lazy!”  But wait… hold up, where’s the exit sign?
She whispered: “Baby, you’re already mine.”
They gonna milk me every night and day,
Goblin cave boy, no escaping this way!  

[Verse 2]
Deep in the cave, crystals shining bright,
Feathers, pillows, never see daylight.
Breakfast in bed, massages on demand,
But the price is high — I’m their favorite man.  She locked the gate with a giggle and a grin,
Said: “You don’t need freedom, you just need sin.
We’ll take care of you, every single part,
Just relax, lazy boy, give us your heart… and more.”

[Pre-Chorus]
She said: “No more work, no more stress,
Just lay back and let us do the rest.” 

[Chorus]
Now I’m a goblin cave boy, living free,
They feed me, they wash me, they spoil me!
All these goblin girls loving on me,
Saying “You’re perfect, just stay and be lazy!”  But wait… hold up, where’s the exit sign?
She whispered: “Baby, you’re already mine.”
They gonna milk me every night and day,
Goblin cave boy, no escaping this way! 

[Bridge]
Yeah I’m trapped… but damn it feels nice,
Warm green kisses, paradise on ice.
No rent, no job, no responsibilities,
Just endless love… and zero liberties!

[Final Chorus(louder & catchier)]
I’m a goblin cave boy, living the dream,
Best worst decision I’ve ever seen!
They feed me, they wash me, they never let me go,
Goblin girls got me, now everybody knows! 

[Outro]
Milk me, baby… milk me slow…
I ain’t going back to the real world, no-no-no!
Goblin cave boy… forever, yo!