Song Title: Zero Chance Boy

Song Title: Zero Chance Boy

(Verse 1)
You show up every single day
With your messy hair and your slow delay
You think a smile will win the race
But buddy — I don’t see your face
You trip on air, you drop your keys
You try so hard to look at ease
I’ve seen pigeons with more charm than you
Sorry, but it’s painfully true

(Pre‑Chorus)
Oh, you run and you sweat and you try to impress
But darling, your best is a beautiful mess
You wave from afar like a lost little sign
But I’m not yours — and you’re not mine

(Chorus)
You can run, you can chase, you can beg, you can cry
But that boy has no chance — so say goodbye
No rhythm, no magic, no swagger, no cool
Just a silly little kid breaking his own rule
I’m the prize and the finish line — can’t you see?
That silly boy chasing me?
No chance, no way, not today, not tomorrow
Give up the sprint, save yourself the sorrow

(Verse 2)
You wrote my name on your sneaker sole
Thought that gesture would take control
But all you took was a longer L
Chasing a comet you cannot sell
I’m not being mean, I’m being clear
The only thing fast is your disappear
You bring me flowers — they wilt from fear
Just standing too close to you, my dear

(Pre‑Chorus)
You rehearse your lines in the bathroom glass
But the script was doomed from the first moron class
You orbit my world like a broken moon
Kid, the closing time is coming soon

(Chorus)
You can run, you can chase, you can beg, you can cry
But that boy has no chance — so say goodbye
No rhythm, no magic, no swagger, no cool
Just a silly little kid breaking his own rule
I’m the prize and the finish line — can’t you see?
That silly boy chasing me?
No chance, no way, not today, not tomorrow
Give up the sprint, save yourself the sorrow

(Outro – spoken-sing, with a smirk)
So keep your sneakers in the closet, boy
This race has zero joy
You want a medal? Here’s a clue:
There’s no “us” — just me and you.
(but not really you)
Run along now…
Bye-bye, zero chance boy.

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