Monsteroholic

**(Intro – distorted, chipmunk-pitched autotune, breakcore stutter)**  
*Can’t stop, won’t stop, sip drip drip*  
*Green can glow in the dark, nihilist trip*  
*One more hit, one more run*  
*My heartbeat’s a glitched-out drum*  

**(Verse 1 – rapid-fire rap, monotone but cracking)**  
Wake up, no sun, blinds drawn tight  
Keyboard warrior, no sleep tonight  
Mom left a note, says "touch grass"  
I said "lol" and chugged half a glass  
Taurine tsunami, caffeine tsunami  
Brain go brrr, body feel dummy  
Ranked match loss? Don't care, I'm ascended  
Monster in hand, reality suspended  

**(Pre-chorus – autotune warble, rising bpm)**  
*They say "drink water," I say "cope"*  
*Green elixir, liquid dope*  
*My veins run neon, my soul is junk*  
*But this can’s the only thing that never flunks*  

**(Chorus – rave drop, breakcore glitch, screamed-sung)**  
MONSTEROHOLIC, I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE  
SUGAR AND STATIC, MY PERFECT DISGRACE  
CHUG IT, CRUSH IT, TOSS IT IN THE BIN  
REPEAT THE CYCLE, LET THE RAVE BEGIN  
*(skibidi-skibidi-brrr-glitch)*  
MONSTEROHOLIC, I'M ALREADY DEAD  
BRAIN’S IN THE CLOUD, BODY’S IN MY BED  
ONE MORE CAN, ONE MORE NIGHT  
TILL I BECOME PURE DIGITAL LIGHT  

**(Verse 2 – half-sung, half-mumbled, 4chan greentext energy)**  
> be me, 23, never seen the sun  
> monster stash > my social run  
> girlfriend? nah, my waifu's a can  
> carbonated kiss, that's the plan  
> anime eyes on the label design  
> sip it slow, let the dopamine climb  
> doctor said "kidney stones" — lmao, skill issue  
> pass me another, I'll cry in the tissue  

**(Bridge – distorted vocaloid choir, speedcore kicks)**  
*Green glow, green glow, fill my soul*  
*I don't need friends, I need control*  
*One sip, two sips, three, four, five*  
*I'm not alive, but I'm so alive*  

**(Chorus – double speed, autotune melting)**  
MONSTEROHOLIC, I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE  
SUGAR AND STATIC, MY PERFECT DISGRACE  
CHUG IT, CRUSH IT, TOSS IT IN THE BIN  
REPEAT THE CYCLE, LET THE RAVE BEGIN  
*(hyperpop screech)*  
MONSTEROHOLIC, I'M ALREADY DEAD  
BRAIN’S IN THE CLOUD, BODY’S IN MY BED  
ONE MORE CAN, ONE MORE NIGHT  
TILL I BECOME PURE DIGITAL LIGHT  

**(Outro – slowed, glitched, fading)**  
*Can’t stop... won’t stop...*  
*sip... drip... drop...*  
*Monster... forever...*  
*I’m... nothing... but...*  
*^(caffeine and cope)*  

**(Final vocaloid whisper)**  
*gg no re*  

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**End.**